C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG
Just like standard cheese, there is good vegan cheese and bad vegan cheese. I’ll let you guess whether cheese that curls upward, like cardboard in the rain, when heated, is good cheese or not. 😱😷
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
What did eddie vedder say when he got across the road
He mumbled some vowels. Nobody could figure out what he was saying.
Maybe he was trying to communicate with Anthony Kiedis.
YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING
IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD
ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM
THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE
DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT CHILD YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU SHOULD BE
imagine a pinata filled with wasps. you can hear them buzzing angrily but your parents insist that you hit it anyways and that it’s a necessary part of growing up and that they did the same thing when they were your age. you hit the pinata and the wasps come pouring out and sting you and leave you curled up in agony while your parents yell at you for not being more careful. that’s basically what college is like
if yahoo buys out tumblr and starts littering it with ads let’s all agree to migrate to myspace and watch everyone get confused
so are we gonna discuss how fucked up it is that women have to wear makeup to be taken seriously at work and job interviews but if a woman has a genuine interest in and enjoyment of cosmetics she is written off as shallow, vain, and stupid, and consequently not taken seriously
